Comments on: Top Gear’s the Stig Secret Identity Revealed — Not Quite

By: Casey

Casey — Wed, 14 Jan 2009 20:25:58 +0000

John Richards has no need for words because his fists do all his talking.

By: Greg

Greg — Wed, 14 Jan 2009 20:18:33 +0000

Because he beat up the manager and stole it, just to see how far it could go before it ran out of batteries.

He then threw it in the street into a car, which he promptly stole, just because.

By: Casey

Casey — Wed, 14 Jan 2009 20:12:18 +0000

If John Richards is so cool, why is he riding around in a Food Lion scooter?

By: Greg

Greg — Wed, 14 Jan 2009 20:08:07 +0000

I heard his wheelchair is so dense that it carves upside down ruts directly on the other side of the planet.

By: Casey

Casey — Wed, 14 Jan 2009 20:03:55 +0000

John Richards is so badass, he causes global warming.

By: Greg

Greg — Wed, 14 Jan 2009 19:58:44 +0000

John Richards should not be underestimated…he beat me up, ran me over and stole my wallet when I came across him stalking an alley in his scooter….wrong place at the wrong time….wrong place at the wrong time…

By: Casey

Casey — Wed, 14 Jan 2009 19:49:28 +0000

John Richards may be in a motorized scooter, but he can kick ass with the best of them.

By: BigDADDY

BigDADDY — Wed, 14 Jan 2009 19:35:19 +0000

It’s John Richards.. Hopped up on the G’damn Turbolestra!!!!!

By: Josh

Josh — Wed, 14 Jan 2009 19:31:32 +0000

Steven Seagal vs. Chuck Norris…I’d like to see it. But not that pansy Walker Texas Ranger Chuck Norris or the stupid Total Gym Chuck Norris. I want some Missing In Action Chuck Norris vs. some good ole Hard to Kill Steven Seagal!

By: Casey

Casey — Wed, 14 Jan 2009 19:24:45 +0000

If his lyrics are above a whisper I’d be mighty surprised.

By: Greg

Greg — Wed, 14 Jan 2009 19:14:47 +0000

These comments are better than the article…no offense to the article.

Are the lyrics to all of his songs just the sound of impossibly broken necks?

By: Casey

Casey — Wed, 14 Jan 2009 19:06:46 +0000

Apparently he’s also got a blues album out called Mojo Priest.

Consider that sucker limewired.

By: Roman

Roman — Wed, 14 Jan 2009 18:05:19 +0000

Seagal still makes movies, they just don’t come out in theaters..

By: Casey

Casey — Wed, 14 Jan 2009 16:36:06 +0000

Dear God, he’s got his own drink???

I’m sorry I asked.

And I’m not sure about people’s fascination with needing to know who The Stig is. I’d love it if he removed his helmet to reveal…another helmet.

By: Jeff

Jeff — Wed, 14 Jan 2009 16:23:30 +0000

http://lightningdrink.com/

Nuff said.

I don’t really understand peoples’ need to figure out who The Stig is.