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		<title>Top 5 Worst Cars To Pick Up Girls With</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Feb 2009 21:05:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Having a tough time picking up the ladies?  Shave that mullet, tuck in that shirt and leave the El Camino at home.  If you're trying to show that special someone a good time this Valentine's day, take our advice and stay far, far away from these rides.]]></description>
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		<title>Car Thief Turned Into Goat</title>
		<link>http://www.nationalspeedinc.com/humor-2/car-thief-turned-into-goat/</link>
		<comments>http://www.nationalspeedinc.com/humor-2/car-thief-turned-into-goat/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Jan 2009 20:19:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Casey</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Carjack Goat]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.nationalspeedinc.com/blog/?p=501</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Nigerian Police are holding a goat in custody for accusations of stealing a car. A goat that Nigerian police believe to be a witch that transformed into a goat in order to evade authorities. Yes, you read all that correctly. I've heard some pretty crazy stuff, but Grand Theft Auto: Goat is definitely a new one.]]></description>
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		<title>Top 5 Worst Car Names</title>
		<link>http://www.nationalspeedinc.com/humor-2/top-5-worst-car-names/</link>
		<comments>http://www.nationalspeedinc.com/humor-2/top-5-worst-car-names/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Jan 2009 13:15:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[Dodge Neon]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.nationalspeedinc.com/blog/?p=299</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[What&#8217;s in a name?  Plenty.  Take for example the fictional British spies James Bond and Harry Palmer.  There&#8217;s a reason why everyone remembers James Bond and nobody has a clue who Harry Palmer is (I&#8217;m sure it doesn&#8217;t help that Harry Palmer sounds like someone addicted to self-pleasure).
Bad analogies and juvenile sex [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Eyesore Racing&#8217;s Ghettocharged Miata for 24 Hours of LeMons.</title>
		<link>http://www.nationalspeedinc.com/humor-2/eyesore-racings-ghettocharged-miata-for-24-hours-of-lemons/</link>
		<comments>http://www.nationalspeedinc.com/humor-2/eyesore-racings-ghettocharged-miata-for-24-hours-of-lemons/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Dec 2008 20:32:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Casey</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Ghetto]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Lemons]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Mazda Miata]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.nationalspeedinc.com/blog/?p=269</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Sure you got Supercharging and Turbocharging and hell, even Twincharging but what about Ghettocharging?
Alright, maybe it&#8217;s not a new form of forced induction, but damn is it Ghetto! I thought I&#8217;d seen it all with budget builds, but this is a TRUE budget build. Electrical conduit from Home Depot for Coolant Lines, Sheet metal from [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Nissan 370Z: Some See a Letter, Others See an Annoying Commercial</title>
		<link>http://www.nationalspeedinc.com/humor-2/nissan-370z-some-see-a-letter-others-see-an-annoying-commercial/</link>
		<comments>http://www.nationalspeedinc.com/humor-2/nissan-370z-some-see-a-letter-others-see-an-annoying-commercial/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Dec 2008 16:34:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[In order to promote the new Nissan 370Z, Nissan has released a promo video which features the most annoying techno music since Moby&#8217;s cat ran across his keyboard and released PLAY.  &#8220;Some see a letter, others see a Car,&#8221; is their new advertising slogan and I hope you like it because it&#8217;s repeated at [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Word of the Day: Farking Spot</title>
		<link>http://www.nationalspeedinc.com/humor-2/word-of-the-day-farking-spot/</link>
		<comments>http://www.nationalspeedinc.com/humor-2/word-of-the-day-farking-spot/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 26 Nov 2008 16:14:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[Cooper]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.nationalspeedinc.com/blog/?p=230</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Fans of all things small have something to celebrate today: the size doesn&#8217;t matter folks at MINI have announced a &#8220;Word of the Day&#8221; desktop widget.  Cooper drivers rejoice, you now have daily desktop entertainment to accompany your MINI joyriding.
Today&#8217;s word: &#8220;FARKING SPOT!&#8221; This is what happens when you think you&#8217;ve found an empty [...]]]></description>
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		<title>National Speed Quickie: Snakes on a Dash</title>
		<link>http://www.nationalspeedinc.com/humor-2/national-speed-quickie-snakes-on-a-dash/</link>
		<comments>http://www.nationalspeedinc.com/humor-2/national-speed-quickie-snakes-on-a-dash/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 26 Nov 2008 15:11:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[Kit Carson]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.nationalspeedinc.com/blog/?p=221</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s been awhile since our last quickie, so I thought it&#8217;d be best to set the mood with a little wine and romance.  Just kidding.  I&#8217;m not one for long winded speeches or intros, so whaddaya say we get down to business and report on all the automotive news that&#8217;s fit to print&#8230;and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Top 5 Flying Cars</title>
		<link>http://www.nationalspeedinc.com/editorial/top-5-flying-cars/</link>
		<comments>http://www.nationalspeedinc.com/editorial/top-5-flying-cars/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 17 Nov 2008 15:40:54 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Editorial]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Back to the Future]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.nationalspeedinc.com/blog/?p=210</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[If the movies are any indication of what&#8217;s to come, where in the hell are my flying cars?!?
For decades, Hollywood has teased audiences with hypnotic visions of an automotive future which has sadly yet to come true.  It&#8217;s incredibly frustrating to walk into a movie theater and have your mind blown by fantastic images [...]]]></description>
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		<title>National Speed Presents: 5 More Crazy Clips</title>
		<link>http://www.nationalspeedinc.com/humor-2/national-speed-presents-5-more-crazy-clips/</link>
		<comments>http://www.nationalspeedinc.com/humor-2/national-speed-presents-5-more-crazy-clips/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 04 Nov 2008 14:40:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.nationalspeedinc.com/blog/?p=195</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Work got you down?  Kick back and take a break with National Speed and enjoy these hilarious clips that the voices inside my head told me were funny.  The voices also told me that the National Speed eStore is now open and that you should definitely check it out.  All the cool [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Mr. Animal&#8217;s Wild Ride</title>
		<link>http://www.nationalspeedinc.com/humor-2/mr-animals-wild-ride/</link>
		<comments>http://www.nationalspeedinc.com/humor-2/mr-animals-wild-ride/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 29 Oct 2008 14:38:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator></dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[
This one comes to you courtesy of the folks at Gizmodo and yes your eyes aren&#8217;t deceiving you &#8212; that&#8217;s Animal from Jim Henson&#8217;s The Muppets behind the wheel of a car.

Apparently this is a REAL photo from a European traffic camera.  The driver, a prankster that has been plaguing German Police for several [...]]]></description>
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		<title>National Speed Presents: 5 Ridiculous Car Stunts</title>
		<link>http://www.nationalspeedinc.com/humor-2/national-speed-presents-5-ridiculous-car-stunts/</link>
		<comments>http://www.nationalspeedinc.com/humor-2/national-speed-presents-5-ridiculous-car-stunts/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 27 Oct 2008 12:37:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.nationalspeedinc.com/blog/?p=178</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Every Monday on the blog we try to run a series of video clips that we think are funny, outrageous, or just plain cool.  I say try because sometimes things come up and we&#8217;re unable to update on schedule.  You know, like that whole work thing.  Life would be so much easier [...]]]></description>
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		<title>National Speed Presents: 5 Funny Cop Clips</title>
		<link>http://www.nationalspeedinc.com/humor-2/national-speed-presents-5-funny-cop-clips/</link>
		<comments>http://www.nationalspeedinc.com/humor-2/national-speed-presents-5-funny-cop-clips/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 13 Oct 2008 21:51:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.nationalspeedinc.com/blog/?p=160</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[In celebration of our upcoming Law Enforcement Dyno Day in November, National Speed presents 5 clips of Law Enforcement hilarity.  Disclaimer: in no way are these clips meant to make light of Law Enforcement Officers, but rather the absurd situations that they sometimes find themselves in&#8230;Why do I suddenly have a sneaking suspicion that [...]]]></description>
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		<title>National Speed Presents: The Automotively Challenged</title>
		<link>http://www.nationalspeedinc.com/humor-2/national-speed-presents-the-automotively-challenged/</link>
		<comments>http://www.nationalspeedinc.com/humor-2/national-speed-presents-the-automotively-challenged/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Oct 2008 21:29:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.nationalspeedinc.com/blog/?p=155</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[There are some people that were born to sit behind the wheel of a car.  These are not those people&#8230;
1) Car Rotisserie. This is what happens when gearheads with too much spare time get inspired while stuck in front of the spinning chicken rack at Golden Corral.  I can&#8217;t imagine anything else that [...]]]></description>
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		<title>National Speed Presents: And Now For Something Completely Different&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.nationalspeedinc.com/humor-2/national-speed-presents-and-now-for-something-completely-different/</link>
		<comments>http://www.nationalspeedinc.com/humor-2/national-speed-presents-and-now-for-something-completely-different/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Sep 2008 20:38:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.nationalspeedinc.com/blog/?p=145</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[This is something new we&#8217;re trying out in the blog.  Every Wednesday we&#8217;re going to post a humorous pic from the shop, random artwork from the crazies in Cubeville, or something incredibly weird to justify your mouse clicks.  For example, today you get a rare glimpse at rare works of art from National [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Unusual Suspects</title>
		<link>http://www.nationalspeedinc.com/editorial/the-unusual-suspects/</link>
		<comments>http://www.nationalspeedinc.com/editorial/the-unusual-suspects/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Sep 2008 20:35:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.nationalspeedinc.com/blog/?p=54</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Those of you that frequent the shop have probably already met our technicians Ben, Bobby, John,  and Tim (and if you haven&#8217;t check them out here) but what about the rest of the guys and girls of National Speed?  Peek behind the curtain and behold the astonishing, fantastic, and in the case of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>National Speed Presents: 5 Epic Automotive Fails</title>
		<link>http://www.nationalspeedinc.com/humor-2/national-speed-presents-5-epic-automotive-fails/</link>
		<comments>http://www.nationalspeedinc.com/humor-2/national-speed-presents-5-epic-automotive-fails/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Sep 2008 20:44:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I hate to admit it, but I&#8217;m a bit of a rubbernecker.  When I see a crash on the side of the road, I slow my car down to Flintstones speed just so I can get a better look at the remains (of the car &#8212; not the body, sickos).  And while there&#8217;s [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Carmeggedon: Vehicles of the Apocalypse</title>
		<link>http://www.nationalspeedinc.com/humor-2/carmeggedon-vehicles-of-the-apocalypse/</link>
		<comments>http://www.nationalspeedinc.com/humor-2/carmeggedon-vehicles-of-the-apocalypse/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Sep 2008 19:28:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.nationalspeedinc.com/blog/?p=130</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[If you&#8217;re anything like me you spend a good portion of your day thinking about meaningless crap: if I jumped off the Wrightsville bridge would I survive? What would happen if I drove my car through Home Depot?  If zombies attacked which shopping mall would I call home? And my latest prize winner: when [...]]]></description>
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		<title>National Speed Presents 5 Crazy Clips</title>
		<link>http://www.nationalspeedinc.com/humor-2/national-speed-presents-5-crazy-clips/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Aug 2008 14:57:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Here are some of National Speed&#8217;s five favorite video clips.  WARNING: do not try this stuff at home!  These people are trained professionals, and in some cases absolute maniacs.  It&#8217;s amazing how often those two traits sometimes coincide.
 1.  This clip proves that it&#8217;s not the size that counts but how [...]]]></description>
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		<title>9 out of 10 Women Hate the Environment</title>
		<link>http://www.nationalspeedinc.com/editorial/forget-fuel-efficiency-chicks-dig-fast-cars/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 26 Aug 2008 21:55:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A recent survey conducted by General Motors said that nine out of ten women would prefer to date a guy that drove the latest fuel-efficient car rather than a high performance sports car.  Now I&#8217;m not sure where General Motors conducts their surveys, but it obviously isn&#8217;t Wilmington, North Carolina.  It might not [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Geek Your Ride</title>
		<link>http://www.nationalspeedinc.com/gear-and-tech/geek-your-ride/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Jul 2008 19:01:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.nationalspeedinc.com/blog/?p=42</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;What the hell&#8217;s a gigawatt?&#8221; Children of the 80&#8217;s rejoice.  If you&#8217;ve ever roared down the highway at 88mph hoping you&#8217;d travel back in time (I can&#8217;t be the only one that&#8217;s tried it) now is your chance.  Thanks to the enterprising geeks at Diamond Select you can turn your car into a [...]]]></description>
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