Author Archives: Casey

Turbolestra: Your Once Daily Tablet For Automotive Enhancement

January 6, 2009 – 11:56 am

Watch the video below to learn about the greatest breakthrough in medical science since the twelve hour erection.  And if for some reason the embedded video doesn’t work for you, click the following link to learn more about Turbolestra.

Hear what customers are saying about Turbolestra!
“Turbolestra is the most mind-blowing experience I’ve had since Ford’s [...]

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Running on Fumes: Automated Parallel Parking

January 5, 2009 – 12:46 pm

We’re now through the looking glass.  The world has changed and there’s no turning back.  The machines have won.  At this point it’s only a matter of time before Judgment Day arrives and a metallic endoskeleton that looks strangely like the Governor of California comes marching down the street to urge you to vote Republican [...]

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The Last Blog of 2008

December 31, 2008 – 9:51 am

As if the title didn’t make it clear enough…this is it, the last blog of 2008.
It’s hard to believe that we’ve been cranking out these blogs since…whenever we started cranking these things out, but its been a lot of fun and we hope you’ve enjoyed reading them.  That being said, we hope to take the [...]

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Happy Holidays From National Speed!

December 24, 2008 – 9:28 am

On behalf of National Speed we’d like to wish all of our readers Happy Holidays.  Stay warm, try to enjoy the annoying presence of scary relatives, talk loud for the older folks, and remember to turn the fire off when Santa tries to squeeze his wide apple-bottom down the chimney.
Good luck to the last minute [...]

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Full Steam Ahead: British Steam-Powered Car Test Run

December 11, 2008 – 9:56 am

Those crazy Brits are at it again!  Seeking to get their names in the record books for something besides bad teeth and crazy lingo* — “Balderdash!”  “Bloody hell!” — the British Steam Team (hehehehe) have set upon breaking the land speed record for steam powered cars.

The steam powered “steamster” (patent pending) recently fired up its [...]

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Terminator Salvation: Japanese Trailer Sneak Peak

December 9, 2008 – 6:27 pm

He’ll be back.  Again.
That’s right folks, the powers that be have decided that a fourth Terminator movie is necessary and a Japanese trailer has just leaked onto the internet offering a sneak peak at what is sure to be a better sequel than Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines.
You might be asking yourself why this [...]

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Missing Mustang Junkyard Discovered in Rhode Island

December 9, 2008 – 11:43 am

For all of you domestic owners out there, this is as close to heaven on earth as you’re likely to get.
Imagine this: you’re walking through the woods clutching your hunting rifle and six pack (because if you’re anything like me that’s what you do in the wilderness) and you come upon an amazing discovery the [...]

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Gran Turismo 5 Full Version in 2009?

December 3, 2008 – 11:19 am

It’s been a long time coming but gamers itching to get their hands on the full version of Gran Turismo 5 may finally have something to celebrate.  According to Spanish newspaper El Financiero (why can’t we have cool newspaper names like that?) the ultimate video game driving simulation may be on U.S. store shelves around [...]

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Nissan 370Z: Some See a Letter, Others See an Annoying Commercial

December 1, 2008 – 12:34 pm

In order to promote the new Nissan 370Z, Nissan has released a promo video which features the most annoying techno music since Moby’s cat ran across his keyboard and released PLAY.  “Some see a letter, others see a Car,” is their new advertising slogan and I hope you like it because it’s repeated at least [...]

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Flying Aerocar N103D: The Future is Now

December 1, 2008 – 12:04 pm

Anyone that reads the National Speed blog knows that I’m a big fan of flying cars.  I’ve been clamoring for flying car technology since I tried to pilot my way out of the womb (take my advice and wait until they cut the umbilical cord before trying to takeoff).  Little did I know the Future [...]

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